I’ve made this list a few months ago when I was living on Koh Rong and now I upgrated it with some funny gifs. Enjoy! 🙂
1. I am too lazy to go to the beach.
2. I know the names of all the dogs on the island. And cats. And babies.
3. I am a professional at drinking Shotguns.
4. My feet are fucked up.
5. I am used to being dirty and sweaty all the time.
6. I have sandflies bites everywhere.
7. Sand is everywhere on my body and in my room and I just don’t care.
8. I don’t remember the last time I wore sneakers, long pants or a hoodie.
9. I am used to cold showers, no AC and bad wi-fi connection.
10. I am very good at playing Shithead.
11. I don’t know what day of the week it is. Or month.
12. When new backpackers come to the island and ask me questions I know all the answers.
13. I lived in 7 different guesthouses so far.
14. I have 2 dreadlocks in my hair.
15. Hot sand is not burning my feet anymore.
16. Sleeping with spiders, geckos and mice is a daily thing.
17. I don’t get lost in the jungle on the way to Long Beach.
18. I can drink 10 Extra Joss and still sleep like a baby.
19. Wearing the same clothes for a few days is totally acceptable.
20. Even after all this things I never want to leave this island and Koh Rong will always be my second home.